cakedupwhiteboy:

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this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

straycatj:

honoratacarnage:

straycatj:

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もうね ふたりがかりなのよ

We groom that black menace…..

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とれたわよ!

We’ve got these!!

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aah! a soot sprite!

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Anonymous said :

show us the mgs yaoi

metalgearsolidyaoi:

metalgearsolidyaoi:

Brother. You can find the mgs yaoi by playing the game normally

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so true evil shadow clone

asfearlessasamango:

greelin:

greelin:

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is the creativity in the room with us right now .

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senior brand strategist fascinated by cup with giant letter, the peak of creative expression

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“But it is genuinely concerning to see not only the celebration of objects and consumer goods, but the friendly embrace of corporations themselves and the concept of intellectual property, marketing, and advertising. Are we so culturally starved that insurance commercials are the things that satiate our artistic needs?”

— “Mattel, Malibu Stacey, and the Dialectics of the Barbie Polemic” by Charlie Squire

stareyedesper:

mariautistic:

mariautistic:

I don’t think people actually get scared about horror movies I think they’re lying about that for clit

Clout

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olivemeister:

brainrotdotorg:

oneheadtoanother:

oneheadtoanother:

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Sweet Adeline-singing motherfucker

What the fuck happened to the rest of his barbershop quartet

orcas got ‘em

damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

happyheidi:

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‘My cat Max’ by Irina

weaver-z:

mathsbian:

dovv:

fatelectrician:

fatelectrician:

I wish these people were oppressed

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stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

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Hi! I’m an afab nb with major social anxiety and my partner is an amab, masc-presenting nb who babies me appropriately, I know this is talking about straight couples but like. You can’t tell by just looking at stick figures, just like you can’t tell my partner and I are nonbinary just by looking. Straight-passing queer couples exist and don’t deserve hate just for appearing straight. Straight couples can even have queer individuals involved, one or both could be binary trans, or one or both could be bi.

I hope nonbinary Jakey also dies

shrimpsisbugs:

chadchadington:

shrimpsisbugs:

“bUt i tHiNk mAKeUp is fUn” that’s nice. i would like to be allowed to exist without it without being socioeconomically punished for that choice but what’s important to focus on here is that you’re just having the funnest time ever

This doesn’t happen unless you’re so ugly that you need makeup to look normal (in which case this post is a bit of a self-own)

cool misogyny! i forgot that being beautiful is the only moral way for a woman to exist. what an Epic Own on behalf of a multibillion dollar industry!!!!

nayohme:

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

jame7t:

🥶jame8t

“Calling in sick today because my panis hurts”

4 notes

5 dark notes

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

midnight-sloth:

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

sketiana:

protectspock:

sketiana:

protectspock:

sketiana:

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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excuse me

Sorry op. That’s my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode “The Man Trap” which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

akkivee:

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WHAT A STUD WHAT A STAR!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITOYA!!!!!!!!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜